heroin, my heroin

so my latest drug of choice is vitamin water sync. berry+cherry! and the best bonus about this addiction is that each bottle cap has a code to download one free song. offer ends july 31. i've been downloading single songs and albums left and right for months, and it has been a fantastic thing. almost like working in radio again, without the talentless pervy boss. i've managed to fill in some holes in my musical library, from al green to 4 out of 5 doctors, butch walker to the walker brothers, from drake bell to the new broadway cast of hair. all that, and no high fructose corn syrup. it's a win-win!

the hybrid hates me

i drove a toyota prius yesterday. it handled great on the road, but it was tricky to get into gear. push a button to start, push a button to park. ee gads.

shortly after noon july 8, it'll be 12:34:56 7/8/9.

i was shocked to find out that the bags of dog food i buy now cost $47. and then i noticed that what used to be a 40lb bag is now a 35lb bag. rat bastards. of course i should've known something was up when i saw the box of biscuits marked $6.49 that sells for $2.39 at target.

casey kasem broadcast his last american top (insert number here) this past weekend. he was truly the stuff of my youth. his show was must-listen-radio (on my transistor radio).

there's a new freecreditreport.com commercial!

all right, mr. demille. i'm ready for my iphone.

when you're quitting your job, it's basically stupid to announce that you're not a quitter.

"In fact, this decision comes after much consideration, and finally polling the most important people in my life - my children (where the count was unanimous...) well, in response to asking: "Want me to make a positive difference and fight for ALL our children's future from OUTSIDE the Governor's office?" It was four "yes's" and one "hell yeah!"

yes because i'm quite sure that your 1 year old, 8 year old, 14 year old and the one who wasn't bright enough to figure out that birth control stops babies from coming ALL jumped at your making a positive difference outside the governor's office. because they knew what that even meant.

michael jackson was pretty awesome.

if you're trying to get into the west wing on dvd, and you're watching season one, you must ignore moira kelly. other than that, the show is perfect.

i still miss my 42.