27 December 2008

and you wonder why i'm single?*



in the last two weeks, two men from my small town have made the national and international news.

paul slough, a testosterone-poisoned gun-crazy bloodthirsty fuckwit ex-marine was indicted for "manslaughter" as part of the blackwater 5, who murdered 17 iraqis on a baghdad street.

brian smith, a testosterone-poisoned gun-crazy bloodthirsty fuckwit ex-state trooper killed himself after a crime spree which ended with him murdering at least 2 people randomly on dallas highways.

you need no longer worry that i'm not "dating" much.

i need to get out of this state.



*or, maybe it's obvious!

1 comment:

JamieSmitten said...

I'll bet you $100 that both of those winners had eHarmony profiles!!! MOVE!!!!!