incapable of stringing coherent thoughts together

i am obsessed with which wich.

the tub of antiseptic wipes at the door in the grocery store is for cleaning the handle of the grocery cart -- not for cleaning your hands, stupid texas guy.

if this rumor comes true, i swear to allah i will stop watching american idol: According to the New York Daily News, an unnamed female "Idol" employee has been going around telling a "group of people that the last four are going to be Danny Gokey, Lil Rounds, Adam Lambert and Alexis Grace." The woman added that "the producers really want it to be Danny or Alexis. They think they’re very commercially viable, have a good image and a great story."

and speaking of ai, i must go on record as saying that shouty mcscreamerson himself, adam lambert, is about as "relevant" as getting vd from the bass player in cinderella in 1989. and this is coming from a rocker chick who had kip winger sign her breast. (though i did do it ironically.) my favorites this year? kris allen, allison iraheta, and anoop desai.

there's a lot to hate about texas. but one thing the state does have going for it: nights. nights in texas can be very nice. even during the really hot and nasty summer, the nights are usually cool and breezy and just really pleasant. of course it doesn't hurt that at night, you can't see the bleak and boring landscape.

merrell makes the most comfortable shoes.

my boss got fired last week. she of the great baked ziti smackdown. she seemed to be a really nice person -- and one of the worst managers ever. and i've known some doozies. i hope her absence will enable me to transfer to another job sooner. like next month.

now that i've finally decided to buy one, dell has stopped making the sunshine yellow laptops. bastards.

feral cats make great subjects for photographs:

facebook, while still evil, can sometimes be vaguely entertaining.

i will get my shuffleathon review posted before the end of march. i'm still bitter that my sender has gone walkabout.

oh, and the folks at aig should find good company with the folks from mci in hell.