here a text, there a text

again borrowing from jamiesmitten's bag of blog tricks, here are some actual text messages sent or received on my cell phone:

i don't care. i won't be stalking you. i'm too busy with the jobros

need to bite your gorgeous hiney.

i didn't know that u knew that there were two 6's in a day!

no tongan drool

whore of satan please leave!

yes dear.

my sign for tomorrow "hug blonde - last day"

robin said she made the ziti

it's unbelievable that he keeps finding new ways to piss me off.

gotta love the text.