john mccain nominated sarah palin, first term governor from the great state of alaska, to be his vice presidential running mate. and i'm sure that all the disgruntled hillary clinton fans will agree with me when i say, substitute one vagina for another, and COUNT ME IN!
i mean, i'm just a dumb girl. i can't tell the difference between vaginas. so it doesn't matter to me that this one is 100% anti-choice, agrees with w that the jury is still out on global warming, believes that creationism should be taught in public schools, and supports the nra not just for hunting rights, but for semi-automatic weapon rights.
it's her STORY that makes her such a compelling candidate to be a heartbeat away from the most powerful position in the world. she was a beauty queen! she played basketball! she's got 5 kids! she didn't abort the kid with birth defects! she eats moose! wait, you had me at hello!
so bring it on you silly penis-bearing environmentally conscious, womens right to equal pay, foreign relations experienced, anti-war and pro-choice democratic buffoons. i'm sticking with the other vagina on this one.
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She scares me. I hope she scares a lot of people.
just a tad naive and shrill. sort of like that cheerleader character on snl those few seasons when i wasn't watching it. SUPER VP! YEAH!
Wombat, here's where you start to hate me. I'm not saying that she or Mr. Obama have enough experience to be president or VP.. I am going to say that they both are very impressive people. I don't agree with some of her politics, and I don't agree with alot of his either. As a father of a daughter, I am very impressed with what she has done with her life, and if she were my daughter, I would be very proud of her. It's ok to be Liberal, it's ok to be conservative, we all have our views. I just wish she could get some props from other women along the line of "I don't agree with your politics, but you have accomplished a great deal in your life, and I salute you"...
Asking too much huh???
cody, i could never hate you. sure, she's done a great deal in her life. and so have i. and so have a kazillion other women.
i should probably be happier about his choice. ;)
Funny post!
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